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Student Teacher sms

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom: Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son:  1. All students hate me.
2. All staff hates me.

Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom: 1. U are 47 years old.
2. U are the Principal of the college...

Moral:
Sirf bachon ka he dil nhe krta chutti krnay ko